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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Why do hippies like to swim way offshore?

Cause it's far out, man

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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Whats a statisticians favourite S Club 7 song?

Reach For The **Stats**.

What's the smallest amount of money you would reach into a toilet to get?

Mine is a skittle.

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What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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What do they do with rope in space?

Tie Astro-knots.

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

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How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!