Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Why can't you hear a viola on a digital recording?

Recording technology has reached such an advanced level of development that all extraneous noise is eliminated.

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What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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How do you always keep your shoes tied?

Replace the laces with earphones.

How do you stop an elephant going through the eye of a needle?

By tying a knot on its tail.

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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq