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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

What was the name of that hair salon next to the graveyard?

I've got it! It's called "Curl Up and Dye."

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you call 10 Ethiopians tied together?

A raft

Who won the race between two balls of string?

They we're tied!

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!