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Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't dwarfs sing?

Because they can't reach the high notes. Bonus: how does dwarves communicate? Smalltalk.

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What do you call a blond with one strand of hair dyed black?

A glimmer of hope

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

Why did the Englishman wear a tie to his vasectomy?

Because he wanted to look mptnt

What do you get if you tie two camels together by the tails?

A palindromedary.

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq