Why couldn't the hippie reach his tie dyed T-shirt?

Because it was Far Out!

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

How do you hide money from a hippie?

Put it under the soap.

Reach Jokes More Reach Jokes

Why can't penguins fly?

They're too short to reach the controls of the plane.

How long does it take to reach the ground from 100 stories up?

The rest of your life.

Dye Jokes More Dye Jokes

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red?

Transginger.

What do you call someone who dyes their hair red?

Trans-ginger

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What do you use to tie saplings to a piano so the saplings won't blow away?

Root position cords.

How about some snappy one-liners?

Ironically, the only way you could get me to watch 50 shades of gray is if you tied me up and forced me to watch it.

Far Jokes More Far Jokes

How Far Can a Fox... Q: How far can a fox run into a grove?

Only halfwaythen he's running out of it! Click here: http://redd.it/2o1hgq

What do you call four Blondes in a Volkswagon?

Far-from-thinkin