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Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What do hippies say when you tell them to get off your couch?

Namaste

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

Why is the ocean always wet?

Because wherever she is, she's always getting rode.

Why are oceans so salty?

Because the Earth is always tilted.