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Why did the hippie drown in the ocean?

He was too far out.

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Hippie Jokes More Hippie Jokes

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Whats the difference between a hippie and a trampoline?

You take your boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

Ocean Jokes More Ocean Jokes

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

Why did Daenerys cross the road?

To be that much closer to crossing the ocean.