What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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What cologne do engineers wear?

Elon's musk

What kind of khakis do birds wear?

Khakaws!

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Why did the introvert Polish his shoes regularly?

So he could look at others' faces.

What should you do before criticizing Pac-Man?

WAKA WAKA WAKA mile in his shoes

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."