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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why did Napoleon wear sleeves?

For his armies

How do you tell if someone is a safety engineer?

They are wearing suspenders and a belt.

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What do you call the belief that one kind of shoe is better than another?

Shoepremacy.

What shoes do roosters wear?

Chickenstocks

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What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

What kind of mane does a Chinese lion have?

Lo mein.

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How do you spell that?

T-h-a-t

Who fought in the Civil War?

Millennial student: Captain America and Iron Man. T: ....

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone