What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why did the dog wear white sneakers?

Because his boots were at the menders!

When young Clark Kent was wearing a cape in the yard, who was he pretending to be?

Liberace

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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!

What kind of shoes do bears wear?

None because they go barefoot.

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What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

Rated movies

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How can a thing be heavier than it is?

T: No-sees it's almost 3 pm Magic

Where's the T?

We threw it in the harbor." Merica.

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."