What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why should you wear a condom when writing C++ code?

It's full of std vectors.

What's with those clogs you keep wearing?

I replied, "Wooden shoe like to know."

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How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

What's a kidnapper's favorite kind of shoes?

White Vans

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What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

What kind of ring is the least exciting?

A BOring

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Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

What is a ghost pirate's favourite letter?

Boo! T

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

Why doesn't Mr T like cream and mashed fruit?

He pities the fool.