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What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why do Nuns always wear the same thing?

It's a habit.

Why do tectonic plates wear diapers?

Because they're in continents.

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What shoes does Brad wear?

Loafers!

What's the difference between an Engineering student and an Arts student when tying their shoes?

The arts student gets a mark for it.

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What kind of goat did Houdini have?

A scapegoat.

What kind of bees get you high?

Doo-bees... I'm so sorry for that

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What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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Why did Mr. T reject Marxism?

Because Marx said "You have nothing to lose but your chains."

What does Mr. T say when he walks into a buffet?

I pity the full!