What kind of shoe does Mr. T wear?

T-shoes!

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

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Where does a dog go to buy shoes?

Reebark

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers(iknow its old but its nice)

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What kind of flour is independent?

Self-Raising flour.. I'll get my coat.

What kind of jeans do ghosts wear?

Boo Jeans

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Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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What did Mr T say when asked if he had any wool?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags, fool.

Why did Mr. T reject Socialism?

Because he stumbled across a quote by Karl Marx which said: "All you have to lose is your chains."