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What kind of trainer are you?

T: I'm a Megan Trainor.

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What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

What kind of music do wind turbines listen to?

They're huge metal fans.

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Which kid is yours?

Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'

How do you get an elephant in to a plastic bag?

First you take the 'T' out of 'Tesco', what do you get Esco. Then you take the 'F' out of 'Weigh', what do you get

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

How to pick up chicks at the gym Pasted from Facebook: A man asks a trainer in the gym: "I want to impress that beautiful girl, which machine can I use?

Trainer replies: "Use the ATM"