Because it's a ZEBRA.
They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!
Wife.
I want to wear it to the science museum "In your closet, why " 9: DUH. To attract radioactive spiders!
It'd be a waste of time.
X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.
25 letters after a, brah.