What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

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Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

Because they're inbred

What disease do horses fear most?

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What do you call a Spartan king with a disease?

Leonitis

What disease do Spartans get the most?

Leon-itis.