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What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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What did the booger say to the finger?

Pick on someone your own size.

Where did you learn to do that?

Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's

Squish Jokes More Squish Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*