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Squish Jokes

What do you call a booger that you've been squishing for awhile?

Boograr

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What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

Who the hell does that in a sock?

Squishes out of the room*

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.