How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

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Why didn't the recently single goose lose her job when she made a mistake?

Because she had one heck of an ex-goose

Why was the steel angry?

Because it lost it's temper.

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How the hell should I know?

Let me talk to a few criminals and see who they think is scariest.

What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what you're blaming me for, it's your fault!

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What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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Who did the sea captain lose his virginity to?

His first mate

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.