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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

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How do you tell if you've lost an argument on Facebook?

Well first you're are in an argument on Facebook.

How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

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How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to cook the macaroni necklace?

Sigh* Parenting is hard.

How do you know when it is raining cats and dogs?

There are poodles everywhere!

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What's an artist's favorite fruit?

Crayon-berries Sorry

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

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How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

Somebody left the plunger in the toilet.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.