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How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?

Her crayons are still sticky.

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Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What's the quickest way to lose pounds?

The UK National Lottery!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

Crayon Jokes More Crayon Jokes

Why did the crayon want to be a phone?

Because it wanted to be a texta.

How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

Virginity Jokes More Virginity Jokes

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

What did the Alabama woman say when she lost her virginity?

Dad you're crushing my cigarettes.