What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What did Masters say to Johnson?

I don't know what the worlds coming to

Why does the USA use F?

The rest of the world has varying degrees of communism.

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why were the German tomatoes drunk?

Because they'd been on the vine.

Why did the Germans bail the Greeks out?

Because they took Pita on them

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What has two eyes but can't see, two wings but can't fly, and two legs but can't walk?

A dead bird.

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

Nigeria Jokes More Nigeria Jokes

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria