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Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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I don't know either. It must be out-of-this-world.

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Stamps!

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What are you looking for buddy?

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Like what if you find a penny

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Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

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What do you say to a molecular biologist who's about to step foot into the ring?

Show him what you're made of!

What did the grape do when he got stepped on?

He let out a little wine.

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Neverland Ranch.

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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He likes to keep it pretty Lo-key