Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call a deer missing an eye?

No-eye deer.

Don't look at the eclipse through a colander.

You'll strain your eyes.

Ghana Jokes More Ghana Jokes

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Diarrhea Jokes More Diarrhea Jokes

What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?

Plenty o' room.

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

German Jokes More German Jokes

What did the German watch repairer say to his watch that would only go tick, tick, tick?

"Ve have vays of making you tock!"

How do you say constipated in German?

Farhfrumpoopin'.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Suppose Jokes More Suppose Jokes

What am I supposed to do with this computer now?

IT: Work M: Who hurt you

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.