Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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What do you call it when a black person has diarrhea?

Nigeria

How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What do you call a black person with a PHD?

A Doctor you racist!

Why is it called the "color TV"?

Because it was invented by a black person!

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Who run the world?

Generally people who have at least a basic understanding of grammar.

What's the only thing in the world that's bigger than a Samoan man?

His wife.

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What do you call a fish with no eye's?

A fsh

Why were the teachers eyes so crossed?

She couldn't control her pupils.

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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

What did the Pink Panther say as he stepped on a bug?

Dead Ant, Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant Dead Ant, Dead AaaaaaaaaaAAAaaannt

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What do you call a British guy who throws a spear through the knee?

Britney Spears

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

Why was the moth so unpopular?

He kept picking holes in everything!

What do you do when your nose goes on strike?

Pick it! (Picket)

Ghana Jokes More Ghana Jokes

Where do people in Ghana go to watch football?

The Ghanarena

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

German Jokes More German Jokes

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

Why did the German cross the road?

To get to the Reich side