Nigeria Jokes

Why shouldn't you go barefoot in Nigeria?

You might step on the Lagos.

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How do you throw a party in Nigeria?

You stick a piece of bread to the ceiling

Why are there separate book donation boxes for Nigeria, Ghana, AND Zambia outside the bookstore?

Am I supposed to pick my favorite

What's the cleanest country in the world (in the eyes of the Germans?

Nigeria.

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What do you call a fish with diarrhea?

A Pooper Grouper!!!!!

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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What do German kids play on the playground?

Guten tag!

What do Germans call their own EasyMac?

Mein Kraft

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Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

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What's Spider-Mans favorite online music app?

Spotafly.

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What's green and hurts when it hits you in the eye?

A snooker table

What did the Chinese billionaire say after buying the deer with no eyes?

I have no Idea.

World Jokes More World Jokes

Why are topologists on a world of their own?

They think on a whole different dimension.

What's the sharpest thing in the world?

A fart. It goes through your pants without even making a hole.

Step Jokes More Step Jokes

What's the best vegetable for stepping on when you get out of the shower?

A toe-mat-o.

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Black Person Jokes More Black Person Jokes

What does a black person get for Christmas?

Your bike.

What do you call a black person in space?

An astronaut.