Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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What did the rubber band factory worker say when he was fired?

Oh snap!

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

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What did the purple policeman say as he threw the purple man into jail?

INDIGO!

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Why did the worker at the M&ampM factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

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Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

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What's this payment?

Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

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Why do blondes hate M&Ms?

They're too hard to peel.

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.