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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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That's where you wash all your vegetables!

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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He was taking a shot.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw away all of the W's.

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Hubs: With the door locked. Me: She means how do we manage...but yeah.

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Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.