Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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What do you call a swimming pool full of blondes?

Frosted Flakes.

Why do blondes wear green lipstick?

Because red means stop.

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I just got fired from my job at the keyboard factory.

They told me I wasn't putting in enough shifts.

What do you get when Steve Jobs hires and fires a lot of people in six months?

An Apple turnover.

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How many extroverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's throw a party while we're at it.

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I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

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How do you make a witch scratch?

Remove the w

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

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Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's