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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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Why was the powerlifter fired from his job at the restaurant?

He was awesome at cleaning the bar, but he wouldn't stop jerking it.

When is the only appropriate time to spit in an Italian woman's face?

When her mustache is on fire!

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Throw the guy out of the house.

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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Why was the blond staring at a carton of orange juice?

Because it said concentrate.

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Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

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Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

Why was the blonde fired from the M&ampM factory?

She threw out all the W's.

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Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

Why did the worker at the M&M factory get fired?

He threw out the W's