What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

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What's the proper procedure when witnessing someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Sprint to your room, grab all the dirty clothes you can, and start saving money on laundry.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...

What do you call a dead chicken that likes to throw things?

A geist. Thanks! I will show myself out.

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What is the most mysterious cheese?

I'm going to a cheese and wine party tonight and the host has requested I bring a "mystery cheese". I'm hoping there's a puntastic cheese out there somewhere that may fit the bill!

What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet?

Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once.

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What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.