Detergent Jokes

What do you do when an epileptic is having a seizure in the bathtub?

Throw your dirty laundry in there with some detergent.

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What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

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Dirty Laundry Jokes More Dirty Laundry Jokes

What do you do when you see someone having a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of dirty laundry and some detergent.

What are you supposed to do when someone is having a seizure in the bath?

Throw a load of dirty laundry in.

Downy Jokes More Downy Jokes

What do people with an extra chromosome wash their clothes with?

Downy.

What do the Iron Man suit and Sarah Palin have in common?

They've both had a downy inside em.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of materials do dinosaurs use for the floor of their homes?

Rep Tiles

What kind of math can you do with light?

Refractions

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What kind of food can you color with?

A cranberry! Esher (my Grandson) age 5

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Philosopher Jokes More Philosopher Jokes

What does an insomniac, philosopher, atheist, dyslexic do at night?

Lay awake, contemplating the existence of Dog.

What does a philosopher put his/her food on?

A contemplate

Mouse Jokes More Mouse Jokes

Why do mice have a hole in their bottoms?

Because otherwise they would be unable to track movement and move the cursor in the computer screen.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

Whoa, what's with all the whisks?

Sir-Mix-a-Lot: Why you judgin me

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.