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Professor X Jokes More Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

Important Jokes More Important Jokes

What's the most important part about making a Pokemon joke?

The Exeggution!

What's the most important part about telling a joke?

Your PUN-unciation

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1.99904274017 but that's close enough for non-technical people.

How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

Slow Child Jokes More Slow Child Jokes

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why couldn't the traffic light get a date?

She was wearing no turn on red.:

Why do Nuns always wear Black &amp?

White? No particular reason, it's just a habit they have.

Math Test Jokes More Math Test Jokes

What did the Pie say when he failed a math test?

How did I get these simple questions wrong! I am so irrational!

How much equations does it take to finish a math test?

Only Sum

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...