Stay
You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.
Because she uses the other one to sing.
Polaroids
Because their performance is lack-cluster.
It logs on.
Because it was dead.
They've both had a downy inside em.
50. One to screw in the light bulb and the remaining 49 to guard him.
None, they prefer natural light
Sneakers.
Because they lactose.
He turned on the UV light in the Holodeck.
Turn it around.
A seizure salad.
Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today