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What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

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What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

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Because as soon as they start they get fired.

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What does a Christmas tree do after Christmas?

It pines.

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Because his bread was stollen!!!

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What do you call Peter Pan when he's barbequing?

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Why does Peter Pan always fly?

He Neverlands. I really love this joke because it never grows old!

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Because people get all up in his grill.

Why don't dead people sneeze?

Because they're too busy coffin.

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What do you call a group of racist mathematicians?

The K

What did the group of young deer do with the broken jukebox?

They fixed it because their the fawns

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What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

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