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What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

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Han Jokes More Han Jokes

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

What was Han Solo's reaction to being taken to the carbon-freezing chamber?

He was petrified.

Laundry Detergent Jokes More Laundry Detergent Jokes

What do you get when you mix a mouse with some laundry detergent?

Squeaky clean clothes.

What do police and my laundry detergent not have in common?

One protects all colors.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

Why didn't Timmy get his parents Christmas presents?

He's an orphan.

Why do Russians celebrate Christmas on the 7th of January?

Cause eight reindeer and a sleigh are a lot quicker than 6 pigs and a stoneboat.

Cancer Jokes More Cancer Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What's the easiest way to get gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How do cats park their cars?

They allel park

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people call memes "dank"?

Because they release dopameme!

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Professor X Jokes More Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes