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Handicap Jokes

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

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What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

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What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Why did they have to stop playing water-polo in Poland?

All the horses drowned

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play chess?

Because he's dead.

Professor X Jokes More Professor X Jokes

What do you call it when Professor X does a wheelie?

Professor +

What do you call Professor X doing a wheelie?

Professor + I'm sorry..

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Slow Child Jokes More Slow Child Jokes

What is my favorite street sign?

Slow children.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when ducks fly upside down??

They quack up

How did Chernobyl disaster happen?

Scientist A: Are you sure? scientist B: Trust me, I know what i'm doing.

Vasectomy Jokes More Vasectomy Jokes

What do you call a hipster with a vasectomy?

A Fixie.

What's the definition of macho?

Jogging home from your vasectomy.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

What begins with S, ends with X and will change your life?

Smallpox

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years