Handicap Jokes

What do retards wear on their heads?

Handicaps

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Why should transgender people get separate bathrooms?

There's already handicapped stalls.

Why do handicapped people wear shoes?

Because if they didn't their local gas station would turn a blind eye.

What's the most important part of a vegetable's golf stats?

The handicap.

What do you say to a handicapped dog?

Stay

What do women and parking spots have in common?

All the good ones are already taken, and the available ones are either pay or handicapped.

Why isn't there golf in the Paralympics?

Because it would be really awkward asking what their handicap was.

What kind of laundry detergent do handicapped people use?

Downy. I apologize for this one, it's pretty mean. I really do sympathize with handicapped people.

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