Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing?

Jimmy pushed her... Which is a shame because she was getting used to swinging without arms.

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What is the fastest way to get a one-armed blonde out of a tree?

A. Wave at her.

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque