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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when the man fell in love with his garden?

It made him wed his plants!

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Where do monkeys hang out?

At the monkey bars.