Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

Why did the clown wear loud socks?

So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How do you get an emo out of a tree?

Untie the rope...

What did the one tree say to the other tree?

I'd best be leafing.

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Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque