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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

What do you call a falling llama?

A llama-fall.

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What did the beaver say to the tree?

It's been nice gnawing you.

What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

What do your mom and monkeys have in common?

Macaque

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry...sorry twice if this is an old joke