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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What's black and hanging from a tree in my backyard right now?

A black berry.

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Why are monkeys pedantic?

Because they love nitpicking.

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.