What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?

On less person is drunk

What's the difference between a yogurt and the Americans?

If you leave a yogurt for 200 years it'll grow a culture.

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What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

Why is the peanut crying?

Because he couldn't handle his roast

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What do they call Bro Chads in the U.K.?

Bloke chaps.

What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg?

First it goes ping then it goes pong.

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A DHCP packet walks into a bar and asks for a beer.

Bartender says, "here, but I’ll need that back in an hour!"

What will you be drinking?

Harambe: I'll have a beer Me: No, he'll have just ice Bartender: Just ice Me: Yes. Justice for Harambe.

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Where is the CAPITAL of out COUNTRY?

Student -"in Swiss Banks"..

What country has 6 faces, and 8 points?

Cuba

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What's the difference between St. Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day?

Everyone pretends to be Irish on St. Paddy's Day.

Why do the Irish only put 239 beans in the pot?

Because one more would be "two-fahrty"