What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.

What's the difference between "like", "love" and "showing off"?

Spit, Swallow and Gargle.

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What did the dolphin say when three orcas swam by?

Whale, whale, whale, who do we have here? Please, this is a cry for help.

What's the difference between a saxophone and an onion?

You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond

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How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Why was the baguette excited for his audition?

He heard he might be playing a big roll

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

How many guys does it take to open a beer?

None, it should be open when she brings it to you.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What is the difference between an Irish drinking song and a Country drinking song?

You don't cry in your beer when the Irish song is playing.

Irish Jokes More Irish Jokes

What's Irish and sits on a deck?

Patty O'Furniture

What's Irish and sits out in the rain?

Paddy o' Furniture