What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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PayPal

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By tree mail!

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What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

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The letter "D"!

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What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?

Claustrophobia!

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He keeps a log

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What did Adam say to Eve on Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve.

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!