What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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Why was the paper man sent to jail?

He was caught rustling.

Why was the lion cub sent to jail?

It was a child predator.

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What letter do pirates guess most often on Wheel of Fortune?

T. Modern pirates are most likely based in Somalia, and T is the most common consonant in the Somali Latin alphabet.

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They must follow the letter of the law.

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Why does Santa go down the chimney?

Because it **soots** him. Credit: Curious: The Tourist Guide

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Pigs don't fit in chimneys.

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Ho, ho, ho!

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!