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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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The cheque I just sent to Save the Children.

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Let Meowt!!!!

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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It's Christmas, Eve!

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Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!