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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

Why do people always ask me for directions?

I have no clue where I am going. I am sure i have sent 100's of people into the ocean.

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How can you make seven even?

Take away the letter S.

How do you take the letter "F" out of the word "WAY"?

There is no F in way.

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What do you call someone who's afraid of Santa getting stuck in their chimney?

Claus-trophobic.

How does Santa Claus remember which chimneys he's been down?

He keeps a log

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!