What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

What do you call a crocodile/robot sent from the future to save the past?

Termigator (Jesus Christ this one's even worse than the last)

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Why was E the only letter in the alphabet to get Christmas presents?

Because the rest of the letters are not-E.

Who's there! Adeline! Adeline who?

Adeline extra to the letter!

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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What did Adam say the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Why was the milkman afraid on Christmas Eve?

Because of the Ghost of Christmas Pasteurisation.

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!