What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

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What do ghosts say when a girl footballer is sent off?

Ban-she ban-she!

How does a farmer send messages?

By e-i-e-i-o-mail.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What are the ten letters of the pirate alphabet?

Aye, Aye! Arrrr! & the Seven Seas!

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What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?

Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.

What happens when Santa get stuck in a chimney?

He gets claustrophobic!

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What do the lady reindeer do on Christmas Eve?

They hit the town and blow a few bucks.

What do you call the day before Christmas Eve?

Christmas Adam

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.