What gets higher with age?

Willie Nelson

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What's the best way to get a youthful figure?

Ask a woman her age.

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's the worst thing to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson.