Willie Nelson Jokes

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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What do you call a bear with no teeth?

A gummy bear!

What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

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Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to the party?

He's a party pooper!

How many Aquarians does it take to change a lightbulb?

A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What Supreme Court decision applies to fishermen bringing a small boat to shore?

Row v. Wade

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

How many unemployed actors does it take to change a light bulb?

Fixed) 100. 1 to change it and 99 to stand around and complain about how they coulda done a better job.

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What did the fuse say when it blew out?

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Why is 68 the maximum speed for blondes?

Because at 69 they blow a rod.