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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What do you call 5 people sitting In two rows?

Tetris

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

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What's the last thing you want to hear right after you get done blowing Willie Nelson?

I ain't Willie Nelson.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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Where do conspiracy theorists keep their ideas?

In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)

What was the victim of the car crash wearing?

A Casualty (Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt) 100% Guraneed Originality You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...

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What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.