What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?

A receding hare line.

What do you call a row of boxers?

A punchline.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What is the last thing you want to hear after blowing Willie Nelson?

I'm not Willie Nelson' Credit: old joke via: Norm Macdonald

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How many dub-step artists does it take to clean a bathtub?

100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What has 100 legs but can't walk?

Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's wet and wiggly and says how do you do sixteen times?

Two octopuses shaking hands.

What's big heavy furry dangerous and has sixteen wheels?

A monster on roller-skates.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.