What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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When crossing the Delaware River why did George Washington stand up in the boat?

He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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I am very pleased with my score of 79.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.