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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What's the Cuban national anthem?

Row, Row, Row Your Boat...

What do you call two rows of cabbages?

A dual cabbageway!

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I ain't Willie Nelson.

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Willie Nelson

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Just one. But he has to check it 100 times one for each watt.

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My zipper

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

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A monster on roller-skates.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.