What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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He was afraid that if he sat down that someone would give him an oar to row!

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The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

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What has 100 legs and sixteen teeth?

The front row of a Willie Nelson concert.

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.