Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What's the difference between tuna, glue and a piano?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano tuna!

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What starts with r and ends with d?

Removed

What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story?

R and J

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How did Jesus get across Jerusalem on a busy Friday afternoon?

Cross traffic doesn't stop.

What's the worst thing about Fridays?

Realizing it's only Tuesday.

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How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

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What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

What letters are not in the alphabet?

The ones in the mail of course!

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday