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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between the cries of a grieving family and reggae music?

I would feel awkward dancing to reggae music.

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

R Jokes More R Jokes

Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

What do you get when you cross Jesus and a couple of criminals?

A good Friday

How does an international banker have a good Friday night?

He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How should you send a letter to the Easter Bunny?

By hare mail!

How can you spell too much with two letters?

XS (excess).

Payday Jokes More Payday Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.