Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

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How can U make a difference?

Good Mourning! *(this pun is baaad and I feel terrible about it)*

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

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What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

Why couldn't a kid watch a pirate movie?

Because it was rated R.

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What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights?

Make blonde jokes!

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

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What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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Why is the letter N the most powerful letter?

Because it is in the middle of TNT.

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.