Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

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What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What's the difference... between a gazpacho bean and a chickpea?

I've never had a gazpacho bean on my face.

R Jokes More R Jokes

What starts with r and ends with d?

Removed

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What's the longest verb in the English language?

Smiles. There is a mile between the first and the last letter.

Payday Jokes More Payday Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite candy bar?

A payday

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.