What is the coldest dish at a Mexican restaurant?

A b-r-r-r-r-ito

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How does a Mexican use 'liver' and 'cheese' in the same sentence?

Liver alone, cheese mine!

How did the Mexicans get across the border?

They went through Juan by Juan. Forgive me.

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Why was the 'P' irate?

Because his peg leg made him go 'R'

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

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Which dessert did Darth Vader order in the Mexican restaurant?

Helado oscuro!

What does a stoner order at a mexican restaurant?

Carne asuuuuhhduuh