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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Because he wanted a tight seal.

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

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What did the guy who got fired for always being late say?

It was just a matter of time.

What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

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Why is it good that the Vietnamese man won first place?

It's a Nguyen-win situation.

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A place were crows go to get a drink!

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How much of northern Canada is livable?

Nunavut*

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.