What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

Why do tigers have stripes?

They don't want to be spotted.

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Who has one thumb and isn't allowed to use the table saw anymore?

This guy.

Why did the guy not draw a circle?

Because there was no point.

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How do ghosts fly from one place to another?

By scareplane.

Where's your wedding ring?

I said, "I had to wash my hands so I took it off and placed it on my lover--I mean your mother's kitchen counter."

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

How much of northern Canada is habitable?

None of it.

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How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.

What part of Canada do the Inuit control?

Nunavut.