What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Why did the cowboy adopt a wiener dog?

He wanted to get a long little doggy

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She wanted to rock and roll

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Why should I shave my downstairs?

Guy: Because I don't like hair in my food.

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Sound FX CDs Whale noises

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What places have the least racial tensions?

Bakeries, there are brownies and crackers there and yet they never fight.

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A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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What do you say when a Canadian won't listen to you?

He'll have Nunavut

How much of Canada has a person from Iqaluit seen?

Nunavut.