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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

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Why do husbands die before their wives?

They want to.

What do you call an 800 pound gorilla?

Anything he wants to be called.

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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The guy who gave it to the pitbull.

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Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

What's black and all over the place?

Michael J Fox's signature.

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How much of northern Canada is habitable?

None of it.

What did the one explorer say to the other when they arrived in Northern Canada?

Eh, you take this one. I don't want Nunavut. PS: I realize it's a double negative.

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How much of the First Nations vote did Stephen Harper get?

Nunavut.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.