What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

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How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

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What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!