What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

What do you get when you burn down Woolworths?

Coles.

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Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve?

Black mail!

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.