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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Why do they call it the Star Wars Universe?

When it's only a galaxy

Who are the real Guardians of the Galaxy?

Security at Samsung.

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What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

What separates the men from the boys in the Catholic Church?

A condom.

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What performance enhancing drugs do penguins use?

Polaroids

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance