Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What do you call the security at a Samsung store?

Guardians of the Galaxy, or firefighters.

What is Micheal Bay's favorite phone?

The Galaxy note 7

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How do they separate the men from the boys in Athens?

With a crowbar.

What is it that separates humans from animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

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What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.