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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Galaxy Jokes More Galaxy Jokes

What did one galaxy say to the Lagoon Nebula?

Whats up M8?

Where do galaxies go to college?

University! Happy 1st day back to school to many of you

Separate Jokes More Separate Jokes

Why did Martin Luther King have so many pink shirts?

He was against separating the whites from the coloreds.

How does the Navy separate the men from the boys?

With a crowbar

Performance Jokes More Performance Jokes

Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance