Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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What is a flea's favourite book?

The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

What do you call a galaxy full of Brazilians?

The Milky Hue.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Sparta?

With a crowbar.

What river separates China and India?

The Fraser River (which separates Richmond and Surrey)

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance