Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

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Why did Yoda need a stepladder in the chocolate shop?

Because he was reaching for a galaxy far, far away.

What do you call Samsung store security guards?

Guardians of the Galaxy.

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How do you separate the men from the boys in Greece?

With a crowbar.

What separates animals from humans?

The Mediterranean.

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Why do galaxies put on boring shows while separated?

Because their performance is lack-cluster.

What is the difference between a magician and Bernie Sanders?

The magician returns your wallet at the end of the performance