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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why do men want to marry a virgin?

To avoid criticism and comparison.

What do you call a Snorlax that wants to win a race?

A cab.

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What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

What do you get if a post office burns down?

Black mail.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

What did little Paul Bunyan say when his mom asked him how he damaged his favorite toy?

It was an ax-I-dent.

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What did MC Hammer name his son?

Arman.

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he went off to college?

Bye, son.