What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Why was the fish swimming backwards?

It didn't want to get water in its eyes.

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How do fireflies lose weight?

They burn calories.

What do you call a hippie that can't cook?

Burning ham!

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How dare you complain about your life?

Someone's mom is Snooki.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Why is Jennie McCarthy so bad at RPG's?

The last time her son had a healing potion he lost 15 IQ Points.

Why does your son call you big brother?

Because he's your mom's kid.