What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why don't you want to hang out with a dude from Chicago?

Because 'Illinois you!

Why do Newfies want Quebec to separate?

So it's a shorter drive to Toronto!

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and your mom?

Biggie loves it when you call him Big Poppa, while your mom just loves it when you call.

Why was the young snowflake so upset?

Because he just watched his mom get plowed.

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What did the clothes designer say to her son at his graduation?

I'm Prada you son.

What's the name of Michael J Fox's dry-cleaner?

Park and Sons. /Park en sons/ http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t57/Thomzilla/Fazed/michaeljfoxshakennotstirred.gif