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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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Why don't dentists display their awards?

Because they want to prevent plaque build-up.

Why does the dog go to the gym?

He wants to get ruff

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How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Who's there! Burns! Burns who?

Burns me up!

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

What's similar between you mom and a bottle of Tide detergent?

They can both take about 65 loads.

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What did aged mother cheddar say to her son the day of school photos?

Looking sharp.

What did the dad buffalo say to his son on the first day of school?

Bison