What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What do little pigs want to be when they grow up?

Garbage collectors.

What do you call a man with potatoes in their ears?

Anything you want, He can't hear you!

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How my girlfriend stay's thin. Wanna know how my girlfriend stays thin?

She burns most of her calories jumping to conclusions.

Why did the hipster's Hot Pocket burn his mouth?

He ate it before it was cool.

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What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

What do you call people who use the pull-out method?

Mom and Dad.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What does the son of God do when he is the victim of medical malpractice?

Jesus