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What did the mom say to her son when he said he didn't want any of her flippin' pancakes?

Fine. They will just be burnt on one side.

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

Do you want a brief explanation of what an acorn is?

In a nutshell, it's an oak tree.

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Why did the blonde burn her ear?

The phone rang while she was ironing!

What do a pregnant teenager, frozen beer, and a burned pizza have in common?

Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.

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How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

Whatcha making?

Mom: Dill bread. Me: So, do you have yeast on your dill dough Mom: Get out.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his sons?

Jose and Hose B

Who names a kid after an activity?

Storms off w/ his son, Kegger