April Sale - 20% Off

Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Previous Random Joke Next

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

Push Jokes More Push Jokes

Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

How do you make an apple turnover?

Push it down hill.