Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

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Why do push up bras not work for some girls?

Because 0x0 is always 0.

What do you get when you push a piano out of the second floor window of an elementary school?

A flat minor.