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Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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Why was the tumblrina mad at the gamer?

He was pushing the right trigger.

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.