Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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What do Bernie Sanders supporters call their roommates?

Mom &amp Dad

Which appliance in your home do you think is the most useful?

His answer: "My mom."

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...