Who pushed the neonate out an endometrium?

Your mom.

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

How long have you had this problem?

The doctor asked. "Lest's see" said the patient "Mom had the litter in '41

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What do you get if you push a gypsy off a bike?

Your bike back

How do you stop an Ethiopian tank with a gun?

Shoot the people pushing it.