How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What happened to the T?

America: "We threw it in the Harbor!"

Why shouldn't you throw a rock at a Mexican riding a bike?

Because that might be your bike

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Why were Democrats in the lead early on?

Republicans weren't off of work yet.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What's the biggest lie of the election?

Voting machines aren't hackable.

What does an Asian man do during an erection?

Vote.