How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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Why do baseball pitchers make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!

Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

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Why is Monica Lewinsky going to vote Republican this year?

Last time she tried Democrat it left a bad taste in her mouth.

Who should we vote for the next president?

Gabe Newell. There will never be a World War 3.