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How are the homeless like votes?

Republicans have them thrown out.

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What do you do meet an old friend?

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What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

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Why do Republicans hate lotion?

Because the directions say to apply it liberally.

Why did Monica Lewinsky vote Republican?

Because Democrat left a bad taste in her mouth!

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What does a Japanese man do when there's an erection?

He votes!

Why is Dubya voting Republican this year?

So he'll only be the second worst president ever.