Why do baseball pitchers make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

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How many women have you slept with wife asked husband, "How many women have you slept with?

He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb?

Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.

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Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory?

A. She kept throwing out all the W's.

Why did the Christmas tree get thrown in prison?

Treeson.