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How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

How do you tell if someone is opposed to GMOs?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call an unconscious foot?

Coma-toes! (I made up this joke when I was 10.)

What can I bring to your party?

Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels

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How do you fit four sailors onto a barstool?

Turn the barstool upside down.

What's the hardest part about cooking a vegetable?

Fitting the wheelchair in the oven.

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What do you call a beetle in the bed sheets?

John Linen

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.