How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

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How do you know if someone's an expert archer?

Put an apple on your head &amp stand still he'll Tell you.

Why don't you just tell her how you feel?

Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."

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What's the sound that 10 stubby fingers make on a desk?

Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf Drumpf...*

Why do 9 out of 10 bear moms prefer minivans over sedans?

All the extra cubholders.

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What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

How to do fit ten popes in a vw bug?

Tell them to take off their hats

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What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction