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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate with the steering wheel in his pants say?

Argh it's driving me nuts!

Why can it be so annoying to drive a Skoda?

The Czech engine light is always on.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why does Piglet smell?

Because he plays with Pooh.

What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

Nirvana Jokes More Nirvana Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What is a Canadian's favorite Nirvana song?

All Apologies

Teen Jokes More Teen Jokes

What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

Teen Spirit Jokes More Teen Spirit Jokes

How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits