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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

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What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

What does a flame smell like?

Burnt nose hair.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

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What's Slimy, cold, green, and smells like pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger

How are a pizza maker and a gynecologist the same?

They can both smell it, but they can't taste it.

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What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has two heads and six legs?

Nirvana

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What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

How many teens does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but you need a really big lightbulb.

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

How do you know if your wine was made in the 90's?

It smells like teen spirit.