When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What does a burnt pizza and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone that didn't take it out in time.

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why are black people afraid to fall asleep?

The last black person that had a dream got shot!

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

What do your mom and Jesus have in common?

They both got nailed

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why won't the US change over to the Metric system?

Because we'd rather die on our feet than live on your 30.48 centimeters.

Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's the procrastinator's favorite song?

Tooomorrow, tomorrow, I love yah, tomorrow.." (You're always a day away)

Where did I get my scarf?

It's a CVS receipt. You love it Oh thank you very much.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call LeVar Burton that survived months of being lost in the wilderness?

Geordi La Forage

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

What did the volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?