Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.
Coles.
Hulk ash!
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
Once your stack of Ottomans gets to a certain height it will fall over.
Your mom is funny.
His mom was in a jam.
In the ground.
I heard the clubs are to die for.
Because he's a cross product.
A balloon animal!
It's a trade secret, but don't worry, Berkshire Hathaway
They both need natural light to survive!
Do you lava me like I lava you?
I lava you
