When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

Why are Mistborns always so thin?

Because they're always Burning calories!

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why did the black boy fall off his bike?

He didn't. He fell off your bike.

How did Reddit not fell down yet?

I mean, it is only hanging by threads...

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Whats the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

When I drop a load in the washing machine it doesn't follow me around for a week.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.

How long did it take Goku to change a lightbulb?

20 Episodes and Krillin dies.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's a cow's favourite love song?

When I fall in love it will be for heifer.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you?

What did one volcano say to the other volcano?

I lava you