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When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's the difference between a cello and a violin?

A cello burns longer.

How can I ever repay you?

Favstar in the bio "Oh I don't have Twi-" *returns baby to burning building*

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened when porky pig fell asleep at his construction job?

The foreman fired him, saying, 'We can't have bored boars boring boards.'

What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

200 ft: Aaaaaaaaa, bump 2 ft: Bump, aaaaaaaaa (Yes, it's an old, really old joke. Surprisingly haven't seen it here, yet.)

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ()

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

How did the king die?

He had a bad heir day

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call a cat in love?

Romeow

Why is DJ Khaled so good at music?

He loves major keys.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

Lava Jokes More Lava Jokes

What did the one volcano say to the other volcano?

Do you lava me like I lava you. It's beautiful.

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.