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Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What do you call a hump-backed cow that always wants to be the center of attention?

A drama-dairy.

What did the teenage crow want for his birthday?

A-CAW!

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Why do women make better soldiers?

Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

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What was 2016?

The best joke I've ever heard!

Have you heard of the band 1023MB?

They haven't got a gig yet.

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Bad at golf?

Join the club.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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How Can You Tell It's Fall In Florida?

When the color of the license plates start to change.

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.