Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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What do you call a natural blonde who dies her hair?

Artificial intelligence.

Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

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What's a hipster's biggest problem?

You probably haven't heard it.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What do people in Florida do when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.