Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

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What do condoms and taxes have in common?

Republicans are against them and Democrats want more for schools.

What do you want to have next?

Me: a vasectomy

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

Why did Bilbo Baggins die with a Erection?

Because old hobbits die hard. (Just a different Punchline)

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Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Why would anybody ever want to visit New Brunswick?

I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Florida Jokes More Florida Jokes

What do you call a flower in Florida?

Orlando Bloom.

What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.