What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

What happens if you steal in Afghanistan?

You get Talibanned

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Where does a catholic cat go when it dies?

Purrrgatory.

What do you do when a timeline dies?

Barry it.

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Why is it socially acceptable to wear a bikini at the beach but not on the bus?

At the end of the day I'm just a guy in a bikini on the bus.

What is a double amputee's favorite video game?

League of Leg ends.