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What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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What happens when doughnuts join a sorority?

They have to go through the glazing. I'm sorry I'm a baker it just came to me... Pun-ishment is in order.

What happens when two blind people see each other?

They don't.

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What will they call Mr. T after he dies?

Mr. T-Bone

Who's singing this?

Me: "Franz Ferdinand." 7yo: "But, he died in 1914." Me:

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Where do old bowling balls end up?

In the gutter!

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.