What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

What happens when you put the energizer bunny's battery's in backwards?

He keeps coming and coming and coming.

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Why do they have fences around cemetaries?

Because people are dying to get in.

What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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What begins at the end and ends at the beginning?

Back to school ads

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.