What happens to superficial people when they die?

They end up in a shallow grave.

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Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks

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What mammal dies after it mates?

Anyone that goes near my wife!

How many super sayen do you need to change a bulb?

Only one, but it take 4 episodes and Krilin died at the end.

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What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

Why is the North Pole of a magnet red?

Because they don't have seals on the South Pole Takes a while to get, but it's worth it in the end.