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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do skeletons have so many kids?

Because all they can do is bone.

How do kids from chernobyl count to a 100?

On their fingers

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What do you get when you cross an octopus with a cow?

A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.

What does the hot dog say when it crosses the finish line?

I'm the wiener!

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What do a cue ball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit them, the more English you get out of them.

Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

Trip Jokes More Trip Jokes

Why do midgets not wear tampons?

They might trip on the string.

What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?

A trip without kids.

Birth Control Pill Jokes More Birth Control Pill Jokes

What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.