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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

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What did the science teacher say when the kid was experimenting with magnets?

May the force be with you

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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Why can't acids argue well?

All their statements are baseless.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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Why was the drug dealer late?

Because he tripped

Why was the rooster happy after his trip to Vegas?

He got clucky.

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.