What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

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What happened when the Easter Bunny caught his head in the fan?

It took ears off his life!

What happened to the skunk who failed his swimming lesson?

He stank to the bottom of the pool!

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What do you throw a drowning aboriginal?

His wife and kids

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Why do people take acid at raves?

Because there's so much base.

What do you study to learn about acid?

A pHD

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What happened to the hippy chemistry teacher when he spilled his chemicals?

He tripped on acid

Why did the monster lie on his back?

To trip up low-flying aircraft.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

What do you call that part of the pharmacy where they keep the condoms, birth-control pills, etc.?

The Contrasection.