What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

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What happens when you take acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.