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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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What did the divers find the sunken Korean ferry had hit?

Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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Why can't a Stormtrooper have a baby?

Because they always miss.

Why are all Stormtroopers virgins?

Because they don't hit anything.

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.