Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building which one hits the pavement first?

Who cares!

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.