Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why did the baby drop its rattle?

It got hit by a truck

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Why did the Stormtrooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

Why do stormtroopers never have long distance relationships?

Because they'd miss each other.

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Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.