Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

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How did the blind skydiver know he was about to hit the ground?

He felt the slack in his dog's leash.

How do you get a clown to stop smiling?

Hit him in the face with an axe

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.

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Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.