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Who's there! Acid! Acid who?

Acidently on purpose!

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Acid Jokes More Acid Jokes

Why was the chemist not able to get very far in his study of acids?

He was only willing to consider the most basic of solutions.

What do you get when you cross a hit of acid with a birth control pill?

A trip without the kids.

Purpose Jokes More Purpose Jokes

What's the purpose of Barry Chuckle's job at British Gas?

To meter you.

What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.