What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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What do you get when you cross a vegetable with a pronoun?

Beets me.

What do you get if you cross a Rottweiller and a hyena?

I don't know but I'll join in if it laughs!

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What animals were last to leave the ark?

The elephants as they had to pack their trunks!

What do elephants in the zoo get for lunch?

Half an hour, just like the rest of the animals.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood