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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

Why did little Jimmy cross the road?

Because he wanted a good view of the front of a moving Porsche. RIP lil' Jimmy

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What animal has bad memory and climbs mountains?

A Forgoat.

What animal is best at playing hide and seek?

The airplane.

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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me