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What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood

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What's a Mexicans favorite game?

Cross country.

Why did the chicken cross the beach?

To get to the other tide

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What animal has exactly 12 grams of carbon?

A mole

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

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What did the mad cow say to the other cow?

You don't want beef with me

What do you get when you cross a mad cow and an angry sheep?

An animal in a very baaaaaaad mooooooood