Why were the strawberries sad?

Because their mother was in a jam!

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Mother Jokes More Mother Jokes

Who Conquers All obviously, this is read in the man's grizzled voice What's the difference between your mother and a motorcycle?

When I ride a motorcycle... I wear protection.

What does a mother use to keep her childrens' toenails soft and smooth?

A pedi-file

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Why did the strawberry cross the road?

There was a traffic jam.

How do you describe Neapolitan ice cream to someone?

Your two favorite flavors plus strawberry

Jam Jokes More Jam Jokes

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly someone into a wood chipper.