Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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Look ma, no hands!

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Baby love my baby love....!

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Why was Mr. Strawberry sad?

He was in a Jam.

What is red and dangerous?

Strawberry and tarantula jelly!

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What does one strawberry say to the other?

Well, if you hadn't been so fresh last night, we wouldn't have ended up in this jam!

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.