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Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats the most popular breakfast food in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

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What did the fisherman say to the magician?

Pick a cod, any cod!

Why did the fisherman want to go fishing in Alaska?

Just for the halibut.

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Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits

Rod Jokes More Rod Jokes

What's the difference between a nuclear reactor and a woman?

Inserting a rod into the reactor turns it off.

What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

Fiddle Jokes More Fiddle Jokes

Why can the Devil never go back to Georgia?

He fiddled up a little kid.

Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.