Whats does a fisherman and a teen have in common?

They both fiddle with a rod

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Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

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Why did the fisherman head out during a storm?

For the halibut

What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

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What do teens and cheap motels have in common?

Hormones

Why are Teen aged boys so good at fishing?

Because they're Master Baiters.

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What is the fastest speed a woman can go?

68, because when she turns 69 she blows a rod.

How do you catch a steroidal fish?

With A-Rod.

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Why is the banjo player a fiddle player's best friend?

Without him the fiddle would be the most hated instrument on earth.

What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?

You can spill your beer on a fiddle.