What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What do you do when you see Michael J. Fox in a bathtub?

Throw in a load of laundry.

Why is James Bond's favourite bartender played by Michael J Fox?

He doesn't need to tell him to shake the martini.

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What did they find in the toilet in the star ship Enterprise?

The captain's log.

Why couldn't the anthropologist find any Lomekwian tools?

They were looking in Oldowan places

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How do you make a latte?

Add $5 to a cup of coffee.

How do you add up a mountain?

You summit.

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What should you do when your epileptic child starts seizing in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry!

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He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

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A self-cleaning coven.