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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son.

Who is James Bond's favorite bartender?

Michael J Fox

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What did they find floating in the toilet of the S.S Enterprise?

Captains Log

Who's the wost president ever?

Guess we'll find out in January.

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What does Batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

How many raisins do I have to add to this bag of M&Ms before it qualifies as trail mix?

One I say one.

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What do you get when you do laundry and accidentally leave chocolate in your pocket?

Lindt choclate.

How Does Snoop Dogg Do His Laundry?

He uses a lot of BLEAYOTCH!

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.