What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What kind of jacket would Michael J. Fox wear if he was black?

OC A parka, son.

What do bad dancers have in common with Michael J Fox trying to use the soft serve ice cream machine?

They both have a hard time pulling off a twist.

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Why did the University of Oklahoma researcher stay awake every night?

He was trying to find a cure for insomnia.

How did the blind priest find the choir boys?

Satisfying.

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How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Let's go ride bikes!

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.

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What happens when Fonzie doesn't fold his clothes after doing laundry?

His shirts get all winkly.

What do you do with an epileptic in a bathtub?

Laundry.

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How many Executive Producers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Executive Producers don't screw in a light bulb they screw in a hot tub.

What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.