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What do you do when you find Michael J. Fox in your hot tub?

Add your laundry.

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What do you call Michael J. Fox and Muhammad Ali?

Salt and Pepper shakers

How does Michael J Fox take his martinis?

Shaken. Not stirred

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What's worse than finding Astroglide on your Mom's shopping list?

Finding an empty bottle in the trash.

What if you go missing?

How do you expect us to find you if you look like Beyonce on Facebook.

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Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator?

She couldn't find the 10 key.

How do you make a salad wrap?

By adding some beets

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What do you do if your GF is having siezures in the bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?

Throw in your laundry.

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What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

What is the most prudent thing to do when someone is having an epileptic seizure in a hot tub?

Throw in your laundry.