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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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What do you call three witches in a hot tub?

A self-cleaning coven.

What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in?

H2OOOHHHGG

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What do you call 4 lepers in a hot tub?

Soup

What do you call 4 lepers in a jacuzzi?

Stew