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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?

She threw out all the W's.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy who peeps his peeps?

A homeboyeur.

What do you call a girl who only likes guys with big muscles?

A Biceptual

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

William Jokes More William Jokes

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!