Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why did the apple pie get fired from his job?

Because he showed up baked.

Why did Tim Cook fire an unpaid intern lately?

His name was Jack

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What did the guy on LSD say while driving on the highway?

Woah, the traffic is moving.

What do you call a guy that never farts in public?

A privet tutor

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What do you call a people who serve in Thailand?

Thai Fighters

Why do ISIS fighters avoid Montreal restaurants?

Because they serve Poutine.

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What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

How do you fit 50 elephants into a subway station?

You take the letter "f" out of the word "way" (there's no f in way) *joke works best when the person being asked the question has to think about it for some time and says the phrase themselves without realizing what they said

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What military branch has the largest biceps?

The Army.

What do you call corn that joins the army?

Kernel.

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What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!