Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory?

For throwing out all the w's.

Why did the vengeful fireman lose his job?

He tried fighting fire with fire.

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Why did the guy take his (computer) tablet to the cemetery?

Because it was dead.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe?

Roberto.

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What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What phrase is a compliment in America, but an argument in the Middle East?

No, YOU the bomb.

What phrase would a neckbeard who watches South Park use the most?

M'Kay

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Why do parents send their toddlers to the army for daycare?

Because they're sending them to the infantry!

What do you call someone in the army that knows the capital of every country on earth?

General Knowledge

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Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

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What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.