Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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What is the chemical composition of a fire hydrant?

K9P.

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

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What did earth say to the other planets?

You guys have no life!

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

Guy who invented ketchup packets

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why is revenge a dish best served with honey?

Because honey is what you find at the end of bee trails (betrayals)

What did the dolphin king say at the funeral of his faithful servant?

You have served your porpoise.

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

What's wrong with the phrase "War on Drugs"?

Wars end.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call an army of corn?

The Musket - ears

Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why did Karl Marx dislike Earl Grey?

Because all proper tea is theft.

Why do mathematicians dislike cloth rugs?

They prefer fur mats.

William Jokes More William Jokes

What famous chiropodist ruled England?

William the Corn-cutter!

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe