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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Where's the fire ma'am?

Grips lighter* "I'm not sure yet"

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint?

Five Guys.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

Why don't golf courses ever serve sandwiches?

They always turn out to be sub par.

Why do bad break-dancers get reduced prison sentences?

Time served

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the phrase for when a bird spills a drink?

Party fowl.

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

Why do some people dislike twitch chat?

It's just not their Kappa tea

Why is North Korea disliked by South Korea?

It's because they are a Seoulless nation.

William Jokes More William Jokes

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why was William considered a enemy?

Because, His last name was Dafoe