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Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What's red and orange and looks good on hipsters?

Fire.

Why the sad face?

Asks the bartender. "I got fired."

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

Why was the guy wearing the fedora upset?

Because you didn't ask him what band he's in.

Serve Jokes More Serve Jokes

What is the name of the restaurant chain that serves sushi burritos?

Japotle.

What did the ghost serve at his Halloween party?

Hallowieners!

Phrase Jokes More Phrase Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Whats the biggest difference between men and women?

The phrase I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film. is a good place to start.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Where does a shoulder work?

In the army.

Dislike Jokes More Dislike Jokes

What pier is disliked by almost everybody?

Piers Morgan.

Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

William Jokes More William Jokes

Why is Uhura black?

Because William shat on her.

Why are there no guys named William serving in the army?

Because they dislike the phrase "Fire at Will"