What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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What do you call a man on your porch?

Mat. I neglected to mention he has no arms or legs.

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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What kind of jeans does Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What's black, white, red, and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her head.

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.