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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call someone with no legs?

30 a week poorer.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water?

Bob

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?

Because D shells are too big and B shells are too small.

Who Wears The Old Clothes Of Angela Merkel?

Angela Merkel.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you stop a woman giving you head?

Marry her.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.