What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's the difference between a duck?

One leg is both the same.

How much does automail cost?

An arm and a leg.

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What do mosquitoes think of people who wear bug spray?

They are just OFF-full

Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why couldn't JFK be a boxer?

He couldn't take shots to the head.

Why did the schoolteacher who was in love with head of the school take out a loan with the bank?

Because she had an interest in the principal.

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How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.