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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How does a black man ride a black stallion?

With no legs.

Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

So people don't confuse them for feminists.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear?

Because they have electric 'eels!

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.

Why is it impossible to surprise a snowman?

He has ice in the back of his head. Get it He has ice in the back of his head. Get it

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.