What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Why couldn't the soldier feel his legs?

Because his arms were blown off.

What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other Ilene. What do you cal an Asian woman with one leg shorter than the other?

Irene

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Why couldn't Jango wear Boba's helmet?

It didn't Fett.

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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What did the handyman do... when he got his girlfriend in bed with him for the first time?

He screwed, nutted, and bolted.

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.