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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What's better than winning the wheel chair basketball championship?

Having legs...

What do you call a man who has lost the lower parts of his legs, but still somehow has his feet?

Tony.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why shouldn't you wear a watch on your belt?

It'd be a waste of time.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

What do you say to the guy who just jumped in the septic tank?

Urine over your head!

Handyman Jokes More Handyman Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.