He was hammered.
The handycap.
He screwed, nutted, and bolted.
Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years.
They're robots in da skies.
One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.
We'd be good together.
I love you, boo!!
Because there's no point in it.
Cause she was too big for B- shells! (my 6 year old niece likes to tell this joke)
Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?
Limbo. They don't set the bar very high.
Nuts and bolts
Pandapalegic
A dead bird.
Make sure your doors are locked and windows bolted shut.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
