Handyman Jokes

How did the handyman feel after going to the bar?

He was hammered.

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What does the handyman who has no legs wear on his head?

The handycap.

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Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

How long have you felt like this?

Ever since I was a puppy!

Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

Which place has the strongest gravity in the whole universe?

Bed

Why did the woman take a load of hay to bed?

To feed her nightmare.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

What's one profession that doctors, lawyers, even the king of Saudi Arabia and the presidents of the USSR and US bow their heads to?

Barbers.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What do nails like to do on the weekend?

Get hammered.

What's grey and bad for your teeth?

A hammer.

Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many Romans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

V.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but they'd have to be really small.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do a burnt pizza, frozen beer, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Someone didn't pull it out in time.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

Bolt Jokes More Bolt Jokes

What do robots do on a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

What do you call a robot that doesn't support his children?

Nuts and bolts