How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio's face?

Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie. Tell me the truth. Tell me a lie...

What do you call a wheel with clothes?

Attire. My brother told this to me and it gave me a chuckle.

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What's Terrance Howard's favorite Radiohead song?

1 x 1 = 2) + 2 = 5"

Why is the pH of a white girl either 9, 11 or 13?

1. She's basic. 2. She literally can't even.

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

Because they'll melt.

What do people wear when they go to a new planet?

Terraformal wear.

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What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.