How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What do you tell someone who feels that life has shorted them from a purpose or calling?

You belong.

What did the hippy say when he was told to get off the couch and get a job?

Namaste (pronounced:nah I'ma stay)

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How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?

Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why do hipsters not wear cardigans anymore?

Because they wore them before it was cool.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.

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What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).