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How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What is the first rule of Womans fight club?

Never tell anyone what are you so mad about

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How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?

1 or 2? 1... or 2...

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They're always trying to 1-Up you.

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What kind of pants does the Pink Panther wear?

Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Denim Deniiiiim

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What do you call a midget with an axe?

A battle dwarf

How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.