How to tell if you're wearing too much Axe: 1. Are you wearing Axe?

No- Good. Yes- That's too much.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!

What does Brock say?

Ash told me you were in here and I should take a Pikachu. I'm sorry...

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Why did they release Star Wars 4, 5 & 6 before 1, 2 & 3?

Because off sequence, Yoda was.

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.

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What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

Pa-jammins

What did the boy say after the tailor made fun of him for not wearing pants?

Hey, why don't you cut me some slacks?

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What happens if an axe falls on your car?

You have an ax-i-dent (accident).

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.