What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?

Right where ya left him.

What do you call a boy with no arms and an eyepatch????

Names

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The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Because the head is so high up.

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The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!