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What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What has eight arms and tells the time?

A clocktopus Shoutout to the popper from my Xmas dinner

What do you call a man in the middle of the ocean with no arms or legs?

Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a cow with a twitch?

Beef jerky What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

Bob

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

What's the difference between a newspaper and a cocaine addict?

One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.