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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?

It was 2 tired...

What do you call 2 White Girls + A Starbucks?

Basic Math

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What's the difference between Santa Clause and Tiger Woods?

Santa stops at 3 ho's.

3 SQL statements walk into a NoSQL bar. Soon, they walk out

They couldn't find a table.

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How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

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What do you call 2 White Russians and a Jager bomb?

A Boston Marathon.

What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why are politicians buried 6 feet under?

Because deep down, they're good people.

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

2 Head Jokes More 2 Head Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.