What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did the dog roll down the hill?

It didn t have any legs.

What do you call a pig with no legs?

A groundhog

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

Jack

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What did the hot dog say when it crossed the finish line?

I'm a wiener!