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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

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Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs?

The cow has the udder.

What are you gonna argue about with your family this Thanksgiving?

1. Minimum wage 2. Police reform 3. Why are there raisins in this, Louise

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What do politicians and sperm have in common?

About 1 in every 600 million has a chance of becoming a human.

Boston Marathon Jokes More Boston Marathon Jokes

What has 9 arms, 7 legs, 4 heads, and 13 feet?

The finish line of the Boston Marathon.

What do a Boston Marathon runner and Jesus have in common?

Nails in their hands and feet

3 Leg Jokes More 3 Leg Jokes

What do you call a bird with 3 wings and 3 legs?

Triangull

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

6 Foot Jokes More 6 Foot Jokes

What do you call a 6 feet tall circle that recently got his diploma from college?

A Graduated cylinder.

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

Finish Line Jokes More Finish Line Jokes

What has 3 heads, 2 legs, and 4 arms?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

2 Head Jokes More 2 Head Jokes

What has 2 heads and six legs?

Nirvana

What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.